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Bionic

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Holidays for all
« on: 09 August 2011, 07:53:47 »
 :D Hot off the press....all those convicted for riotous acts will be given holidays at our expense...obviously and to keep in line with the Human Rights and Childrens Actsthe more serious the offence the longer the holiday will be and the better the destination....
Nearly forgot....they will probably be accompanied by their social workers and probation officers too.
Only one thought left...Wish I was young enough to riot and loot :'(
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Re: Holidays for all
« Reply #1 on: 09 August 2011, 08:35:02 »
your probably right there. they'll use the excuse they come from a broken family, there parents divorced cause the dad was a criminal and used to beat his mum while on drugs, nothing to do with the fact like father like son
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Re: Holidays for all
« Reply #2 on: 09 August 2011, 18:34:21 »
Could that be with the dads being W*nkers and the best part of their kids' going up the toilet wall? ;D
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