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[Darth Loo-knee]

I only Smoke in bed 

Then you need to use more vaseline

You need to show me again how to used it Big Boy

Again?!  Didn't you get enough the first time sweetcheeks? 

3" is not enough, although I did like your little saying... " An inch in and an inch for in and out" or something like that

That was just my pinky getting you ready, it was obviously such a shock  your memory has actually blocked it out.

I do however remember the experience of your Pinky, the Main Course was certainly not worth the wait......
How you pulled Mrs. Guffer I will never know 

[Gaffers]

I only Smoke in bed 

Then you need to use more vaseline

You need to show me again how to used it Big Boy

Again?!  Didn't you get enough the first time sweetcheeks? 

3" is not enough, although I did like your little saying... " An inch in and an inch for in and out" or something like that

That was just my pinky getting you ready, it was obviously such a shock  your memory has actually blocked it out.

I do however remember the experience of your Pinky, the Main Course was certainly not worth the wait......
How you pulled Mrs. Guffer I will never know 

I tried to get her to come to Newent but do you know she already had a prior engagement?  I think she is scared about you letching over her again.  Took me hours to get the drool of my passenger side last time we were oop in Stoke 

[Darth Loo-knee]

I only Smoke in bed 

Then you need to use more vaseline

You need to show me again how to used it Big Boy

Again?!  Didn't you get enough the first time sweetcheeks? 

3" is not enough, although I did like your little saying... " An inch in and an inch for in and out" or something like that

That was just my pinky getting you ready, it was obviously such a shock  your memory has actually blocked it out.

I do however remember the experience of your Pinky, the Main Course was certainly not worth the wait......
How you pulled Mrs. Guffer I will never know 

I tried to get her to come to Newent but do you know she already had a prior engagement?  I think she is scared about you letching over her again.  Took me hours to get the drool of my passenger side last time we were oop in Stoke 

Although your fat, blind and balding, take my hat off too you Mrs. Guffer would fetch ducks off water. She may need it explaining to her that Spec Savers is a far better opticians than the one she is using..... I will gladly be the guy to drool over tell her 

[Gaffers]

Thank you, I'll give Mrs G the advice 

[tunnie]

Why is it 90% of threads end up talking about Daz's arse? 

[Gaffers]

Why is it 90% of threads end up talking about Daz's arse? 

Only your threads

[tunnie]

Why is it 90% of threads end up talking about Daz's arse? 

Only your threads

Thats cause my threads are so damn sexy