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Darth Loo-knee

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Joke
« on: 21 June 2007, 22:05:20 »

Michael Barrymore was found dead yesterday with chocolate around his a**ehole. The Police have arrested George Michael for being Careless with a Wispa! ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 21 June 2007, 22:14:50 »

keep with your old career.....
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 22 June 2007, 14:06:35 »

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Michael Barrymore was found dead yesterday with chocolate around his a**ehole. The Police have arrested George Michael for being Careless with a Wispa! ;D

The old'ns are always the best ::) ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 22 June 2007, 20:59:50 »

Rocky the Rooster was the biggest meanest Rooster in the whole of the world, and spent his time beating the crap out of all the animals on the farm. One day he picked on the Farmyard Cat. Unfortunately the cat beat the crap out of him... The moral of this story is......
No matter how big the cock is, the pussy can always take it............ ;D

Is that any better?? ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 22 June 2007, 21:16:14 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 22 June 2007, 21:25:54 »

Well i never!  ;)
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