Topic: LOST DOG (Read 1256 times)

phil her up · « **on:** 30 July 2007, 23:01:58 »

A neighbour of mine have lost their dog, its a mongrel with three legs, one eye, tail missing & has the mange answers to the name " lucky"

Golfbuddy · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 July 2007, 23:07:20 »

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A neighbour of mine have lost their dog, its a mongrel with three legs, one eye, tail missing & has the mange answers to the name " lucky"

Well my next door neighbour has got a dog with no legs. He calls it Woodbine because he takes is out for a drag every day.

Boom Boom

Baron Von Spongebob · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 July 2007, 23:14:46 »

I dont call my dog anything..

I aint got one..

Taxi_Driver · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 July 2007, 23:32:10 »

I call my black lab Holly.....can you guess why??

Golfbuddy · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 July 2007, 23:38:15 »

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I call my black lab Holly.....can you guess why??

Shouldn't that start: 'I say, I say, I say'

Tony H · « **Reply #5 on:** 31 July 2007, 17:48:16 »

Question: what do you do if a Rottweiller starts to hump your leg?
Answer : fake an orgasm!

miggy · « **Reply #6 on:** 31 July 2007, 19:03:23 »

I got a one eyed, three legged donkey.

I call him my winkey wonkey

VX1 · « **Reply #7 on:** 31 July 2007, 19:18:19 »

All I can say to you lot on them post's is

And then you made me:-

with laughter

Danny · « **Reply #8 on:** 31 July 2007, 19:19:20 »

well all i have is....

<------- THAT

miggy · « **Reply #9 on:** 31 July 2007, 19:33:17 »

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well all i have is....

<------- THAT

Keep you warm on a cold night, just dont feed her beans.