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Victoria Beckham in the back of a car......
« on: 24 September 2007, 17:23:36 »
I found this particularly funny...........





Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.
Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the
limo hit the cow.

Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.

'Is it alright?' asked Victoria.

The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. 'No
ma'am, it's dead.'

'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!'

So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he
came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed
up.

'Oh my god, what happened to you?' Victoria exclaimed.

'Well ma'am,' explained the driver, 'the farmer gave me this bottle
of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love
to me.'

'Just what the hell did you say to them?'




















'I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow.'


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Victoria Beckham in the back of a car......
« Reply #1 on: 24 September 2007, 17:36:35 »
I like that one, It made me laugh ;D
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Re: Victoria Beckham in the back of a car......
« Reply #2 on: 24 September 2007, 17:58:42 »
fantastic, i'll be pasting this joke elsewhere if that's ok :D
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Re: Victoria Beckham in the back of a car......
« Reply #3 on: 24 September 2007, 20:20:44 »
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fantastic, i'll be pasting this joke elsewhere if that's ok :D


Don't see a prob with pasting...  that's what I did..........

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Re: Victoria Beckham in the back of a car......
« Reply #4 on: 24 September 2007, 20:46:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dstop it i've got a stitch ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Victoria Beckham in the back of a car......
« Reply #5 on: 24 September 2007, 22:18:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dthat's funny .
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Re: Victoria Beckham in the back of a car......
« Reply #6 on: 25 September 2007, 00:45:05 »
If only it were true!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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