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[Kev]

You dont need any of that expensive rubbish.

Equipment

20ft Garden Hose
One wife/Girlfriend

To do the job place one end of garden house in gearbox and the other in wifes/girlfriend mouth. Now I always find the wife/girlfriend will ask "whats this for" just tell them because you love them so much you thought you would get them a nice drink and to save having to get up and down the other end is in the bottle. Now because there is 20ft of hose that should be enough to empty the gearbox without it reaching the wifes/girlfriends mouth but do keep an eye out just in case or divorce or prison could follow. PS I always keep a bottle of my wifes favorite tipple handy as a reward for a job well done

As long as she remembers to suck and not blow.  

To cure this I find a quick flick of the adams apple normally works. you can use this in other situations as well