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Time to think about the mysteries of life.
« on: 03 January 2008, 13:52:04 »
Happy New Year to all OOF members.
Over the festive period I have had time to reflect on some of lifes little mysteries, see what you make of these things which are puzzling me ;
1 - Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?
2 - Who put the letter S in the word lisp ?
3 - Why do you never see baby pigeons ?
4 - What is the speed of darkness ?
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Re: Time to think about the mysteries of life.
« Reply #1 on: 03 January 2008, 14:14:04 »
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Happy New Year to all OOF members.
Over the festive period I have had time to reflect on some of lifes little mysteries, see what you make of these things which are puzzling me ;
1 - Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?
2 - Who put the letter S in the word lisp ?
3 - Why do you never see baby pigeons ?
4 - What is the speed of darkness ?

1) Cause he's not a real person
2) Someone who didn't have a lisp
3) Because they dont fly the nest until full grown
4)The same as the speed of light.


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Re: Time to think about the mysteries of life.
« Reply #2 on: 03 January 2008, 14:17:21 »
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Happy New Year to all OOF members.
Over the festive period I have had time to reflect on some of lifes little mysteries, see what you make of these things which are puzzling me ;
1 - Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?
2 - Who put the letter S in the word lisp ?
3 - Why do you never see baby pigeons ?
4 - What is the speed of darkness ?

1. That's because Lady Greystoke's gardener was a native-American Indian...  :-X

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