A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register
he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl
if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size
condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.' The next man in line thought
this was interesting, and like most of us,was up for a cheap thrill. When he
got up to the register he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
condoms and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers.
He did.She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box
of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'A few customers back was this teenage boy.
He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of
sexual contact with a live female so he thought this was his chance. When he
got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers and he did she reached over the counter,
gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said
'Mop and bucket, Till 5'
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