Vandalising cars is a popular pastime with lowlifes,especially when they've had a couple of pints or a fix of whatever gets them off their stupid minds.
My daily driver MK4 Astra CDX Estate was immaculate untill I started parking it outside my girlfriends house at the weekend. Her place backs on to a main road in between a big pub and a curry house so we have the pleasure of drunken scumbags passing the house every night,including the irate ones who have just been refused service at the Indian.
I have had three door mirrors ripped off ,drivers side window smashed in an attempted theft ,front and rear wipers nicked and every side panel has been keyed. I've had a half eaten kebab stuffed up the tailpipe (yeah,I know, funny when it's not your car) and my paintwork has been damaged by acidy vomit.
My girlfriend's Alfa 156 has a dented bonnet and wing from some t*at dancing on it plus multiple scratches.
But my prize for sub-human of the century,(at least so far),must go to the moron who stole my mint condition 1983 MK2 Carlton off the drive one night in June. It needed a new waterpump( which arrived the next day,ironically) so there was very little coolant in the system. The thieving mother f*cker abandoned the car at a set of lights about five miles away after the engine seized solid.
The car was declared beyond economical repair by my insurance company,of course,and they valued it at £200 pre theft! Taking the piss,or what?
I have told them that as soon as they find me another immaculate MK2 Carlton auto with 10 months MOT and 5 months tax for sale at £200, I'll gladly accept their offer!
M y girlfriends house is in one of the most expensive areas of south Manchester s, so the vandalism thing is not confined to sink estates.