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[waspy]

A Cowboy rides into a strange town, ties his horse up outside the saloon, walks in & orders a beer. The bartender looks him up & down before handing the cowboy his beer & notices chrome six guns at his sides.
The cowboy drinks & pays for his beer, then turns & leaves.
Within seconds he returns back inside the saloon with a very angry look on his face & shouts "whos nicked my horse"?
No one utters a word.
So he orders another beer & says " i'll give you the time it takes me to drink my second beer to return my horse, because i don't wana do what i did in Texas" .
He drinks his second beer, turns & leaves only to find his horse returned.
He sits astride his horse ready to leave.
Before he can spur his horse on & ride of into the sunset, the bartender runs out & says "if you don't mind me asking stranger, but what happened in Texas"?
"I had to f$%&^g walk home"

[Crazydad]

  I like it

[Tony H]

 

[Vamps]

So do I. Clean as well!! or could be.
 

[vauxnut1]

 [smiley=lolk.gif] good one  

[Dazzler]

PMSL

[amigov6]

 

[alexandjen]

Excellent  [smiley=grin.gif]

[zippo]

lmao    [smiley=grin.gif]