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A bloke walks into a pub
« on: 23 January 2008, 18:29:22 »
A normally miserable man walked into a pub with a great big grin on his face,The usual crowd were in and asked why he was so happy.
Well ,he said I took a shortcut home last night across the train tracks and there was this woman tied to them, so I ran over and quickly untied her,and afterwards had the most fantastic sex ever,all night it lasted and in every position imagineable.
Wow said one of the regulars did you get a Bl@w J@b.





















No, I COULN'T FIND HER HEAD !!!!
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Re: A bloke walks into a pub
« Reply #1 on: 23 January 2008, 18:38:03 »
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A normally miserable man walked into a pub with a great big grin on his face,The usual crowd were in and asked why he was so happy.
Well ,he said I took a shortcut home last night across the train tracks and there was this woman tied to them, so I ran over and quickly untied her,and afterwards had the most fantastic sex ever,all night it lasted and in every position imagineable.
Wow said one of the regulars did you get a Bl@w J@b.





















No, I COULN'T FIND HER HEAD !!!!

Thought you were talking about STMO123 then... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A bloke walks into a pub
« Reply #2 on: 23 January 2008, 18:39:55 »
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A normally miserable man walked into a pub with a great big grin on his face,The usual crowd were in and asked why he was so happy.
Well ,he said I took a shortcut home last night across the train tracks and there was this woman tied to them, so I ran over and quickly untied her,and afterwards had the most fantastic sex ever,all night it lasted and in every position imagineable.
Wow said one of the regulars did you get a Bl@w J@b.





















No, I COULN'T FIND HER HEAD !!!!

Thought you were talking about STMO123 then... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Funny that's what I thought at first too ;D
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Re: A bloke walks into a pub
« Reply #3 on: 23 January 2008, 19:06:18 »
Funny that's what I was thinking while writing it ;D ;D
But couldn't think which member you all referred to as the miserable one  ;) :y
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« Reply #4 on: 23 January 2008, 19:08:11 »
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Funny that's what I was thinking while writing it ;D ;D
But couldn't think which member you all referred to as the miserable one  ;) :y

Come on get it right...............The Almighty Miserable one... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A bloke walks into a pub
« Reply #5 on: 23 January 2008, 19:16:39 »
 :-[ :-[
SORRY
THE ALMIGHTY MISERABLE ONE
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ps I'm not shouting just apologising sincerely ;D
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Re: A bloke walks into a pub
« Reply #6 on: 23 January 2008, 23:07:44 »
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Funny that's what I was thinking while writing it ;D ;D
But couldn't think which member you all referred to as the miserable one  ;) :y

Come on get it right...............The Almighty Miserable one... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Is he really that miserable? he must have a sense of humour, he drives and Astra! :) :) :)
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