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Pitchfork

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Should children witness child birth?
« on: 01 February 2008, 13:56:12 »
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a  3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked, mother pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded




















"He shouldn't have crawled in there in  the first place......... smack him again".

« Last Edit: 01 February 2008, 13:56:54 by Pitchfork »
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #1 on: 01 February 2008, 15:04:39 »
LOL... one word: yuck!

Thankfully it was a text based joke, and not a graphical one :o
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #2 on: 01 February 2008, 16:01:43 »
Obviously from America 'cos we have power cuts and use torches!  :y
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #3 on: 01 February 2008, 17:00:32 »
He He, i like it  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #4 on: 01 February 2008, 17:04:20 »
 ;D
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #5 on: 01 February 2008, 17:20:42 »
Excellent joke ;D
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #6 on: 01 February 2008, 18:22:11 »
Oh!






Dear!
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #7 on: 01 February 2008, 19:03:20 »
[smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif]good one!
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #8 on: 01 February 2008, 19:08:53 »


 ;D ;D
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #9 on: 01 February 2008, 22:03:13 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #10 on: 01 February 2008, 22:27:53 »
out of the mouth of babes...... :y
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #11 on: 01 February 2008, 23:18:37 »
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out of the mouth of babes...... :y

They don't come out of mouths.......... :-X
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Re: Should children witness child birth?
« Reply #12 on: 01 February 2008, 23:23:22 »
Brilliant   ;D ;D ;D :y
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