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old age joke
« on: 22 February 2008, 09:51:45 »
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, “WHAT?? What did he say? What’s he want?”

His wife yells back, “He wants to borrow your underpants.”
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Re: old age joke
« Reply #1 on: 22 February 2008, 10:11:17 »
Old man?  ::)
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Re: old age joke
« Reply #2 on: 22 February 2008, 10:51:06 »
That's no way to talk about Meldrew Steve!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: old age joke
« Reply #3 on: 22 February 2008, 11:40:14 »
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That's no way to talk about Meldrew Steve!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

where is he, haven't heard him moaning recently
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Re: old age joke
« Reply #4 on: 22 February 2008, 12:03:04 »
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That's no way to talk about Meldrew Steve!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

where is he, haven't heard him moaning recently

Probably been locked up for abusing the wardens at the old people's home. ;D ;D ;D
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