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Author Topic: St. Paddy`s Day approaches....  (Read 574 times)

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Debs.

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St. Paddy`s Day approaches....
« on: 07 March 2008, 17:33:17 »
So it`s time for an Oirish-Funny:

A young Irish-girl arrives home and anounces (tearfully) to her Mother:

"Oh, Mum, sum`tin terrible has happened, to me, me boyfriend`s got me pregnant, `an he says he wont be marrying-me, `oh what`s to become of me?

The Mother looks shocked, and perplexed.....thinks a`while and then says:

"Pregnant you say?.....Oh sweet-Jesus, `tis a terrible ting to befall you!.....but are you sure 'it`s ' yours?"  ;D
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Re: St. Paddy`s Day approaches....
« Reply #1 on: 07 March 2008, 17:35:05 »
Don't give up the day job ;) ;D
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Re: St. Paddy`s Day approaches....
« Reply #2 on: 07 March 2008, 18:12:22 »
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So it`s time for an Oirish-Funny:

A young Irish-girl arrives home and anounces (tearfully) to her Mother:

"Oh, Mum, sum`tin terrible has happened, to me, me boyfriend`s got me pregnant, `an he says he wont be marrying-me, `oh what`s to become of me?Stpaddys PAH! St.Georges soon.... ;D

The Mother looks shocked, and perplexed.....thinks a`while and then says:

"Pregnant you say?.....Oh sweet-Jesus, `tis a terrible ting to befall you!.....but are you sure 'it`s ' yours?"  ;D
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Re: St. Paddy`s Day approaches....
« Reply #3 on: 07 March 2008, 18:19:23 »
I know, I know....St George`s day is soon as well; but I only know one English joke; and that`s not technically-funny:


The England National Football Team


.....there, told you it wasn`t funny!  ;D ;D ;D

*Shall I get me coat then?  :y
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Re: St. Paddy`s Day approaches....
« Reply #4 on: 07 March 2008, 18:49:51 »
Just replace Irish with bloke/gal from Massive [smiley=evil.gif]  ;D
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Re: St. Paddy`s Day approaches....
« Reply #5 on: 07 March 2008, 18:56:26 »
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Just replace Irish with bloke/gal from Massive [smiley=evil.gif]  ;D
There's more like LK?  :o ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 07 March 2008, 19:01:19 »
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Just replace Irish with bloke/gal from Massive [smiley=evil.gif]  ;D
There's more like LK?  :o ;D
Oh yes, I spent a long weekend there one Saturday night  :D
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Re: St. Paddy`s Day approaches....
« Reply #7 on: 07 March 2008, 19:05:44 »
The Guinness will be flowing
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I aint Irish, but anything for a booze up
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