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thewelshman

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« on: 09 March 2008, 01:29:15 »

 Two Liverpudlian mates are walking home from the local pub when  one of them drops to the pavement holding his chest. His mate quickly  grabs his mobile phone and dials 9-9-9. The Operator immediately asks: 'What is the emergency and where are you?' The Liverpudlian replies:' I don't know what happened, we were walking
home on Eucalyptus street and my friend grabbed his chest and fell down!'
The operator asked: 'How do you spell the name of the street?'
The phone seemed to go dead. The operator now really concerned kept shouting because she could hear him panting! Finally he came back on the line and said: 'I dragged him over to Oak street....that's O-A-K.'


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Re: 999
« Reply #1 on: 09 March 2008, 06:18:05 »
 ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 09 March 2008, 06:49:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Calm-down...calm-down; but dee-do, dow, don`t dee?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 09 March 2008, 07:24:11 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D Calm-down...calm-down; but dee-do, dow, don`t dee?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
lmao  :y :y
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