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[Darth Loo-knee]

A skinny white man gets into a lift and looks up at a huge black man, who says, "before you ask....7ft 2in tall, 350lbs, and a 20" member, each ball weighs 3lb, Turner Brown's the name".
At which point the white guy faints, when he is resuscitated, he asks the black man to say it again. the huge man repeats his stats ending with "My names Turner Brown"..
The skinny guys says "Thank F**k for that, i thought you said TURN AROUND!
 

[smoothomega]

tut tut tut  

[Darth Loo-knee]

An Irish guy finds a sandwich in the gutter with two red wires sticking out of it!
He phones the police and says, "help me bejesus, I've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb!!"
the operator says, "Is it ticking sir??
He says, "No I tink its beef!!"
 

[smoothomega]

Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear  :-/

[Entwood]

Come back Debs .. all is forgiven !!  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Well I am trying

[miggy]

Well I am trying

Them jokes were massive mate

[miggy]

Well I am trying

Very trying..

[Darth Loo-knee]

Ithought they were good too Miggy    

[miggy]

Ithought they were good too Miggy    

 

[file28]

 

[Debs.]

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