Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Please check the Forum Guidelines at the top of the Newbie section

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: A story you`ll either love, or hate!  (Read 1016 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Debs.

  • Guest
A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« on: 29 November 2011, 09:27:30 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-15933599

 :o 20 tonnes: "spread" all over the road......the driver was quoted as saying: "when collision happened, he though he was toast"...... ::)

Evidently, the queues were caused, not by the accident; but rather, by people stopping further-on being sick! ;D
Logged

tunnie

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Surrey
  • Posts: 37573
    • Zafira Tourer & BMW 435i
    • View Profile
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #1 on: 29 November 2011, 09:41:22 »

Given how long a jar lasts, was that the UK's 2012 supply?  :o  ;D
Logged

Dishevelled Den

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12545
    • View Profile
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #2 on: 29 November 2011, 10:35:38 »

I'll rise to the challange to say that I love it (as well as the Marmite and the nature of the story) :-* :-* :-* :y
Logged

aaronjb

  • Guest
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #3 on: 29 November 2011, 10:45:56 »

I'll pass on a dire joke a colleague sent me this morning:

They only closed half a mile of motorway ... so there's no jam.

*groan*
Logged

aaronjb

  • Guest
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #4 on: 29 November 2011, 10:46:28 »

I'll rise to the challange to say that I love it (as well as the Marmite and the nature of the story) :-* :-* :-* :y

I do love a nice healthy slathering of Marmite on toast. I'm sure my blood pressure doesn't, but that's another story..
Logged

Kevin Wood

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Alton, Hampshire
  • Posts: 36415
    • Jaguar XE 25t, Westfield
    • View Profile
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #5 on: 29 November 2011, 10:47:23 »

I'll pass on a dire joke a colleague sent me this morning:

They only closed half a mile of motorway ... so there's no jam.

*groan*

.. and it was only the yeastbound carriageway, apparently. ::)
Logged
Tech2 services currently available. See TheBoy's price list: http://theboy.omegaowners.com/

Dishevelled Den

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12545
    • View Profile
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #6 on: 29 November 2011, 10:52:15 »

I'll pass on a dire joke a colleague sent me this morning:

They only closed half a mile of motorway ... so there's no jam.

*groan*

.. and it was only the yeastbound carriageway, apparently. ::)


Splendid. 8)
Logged

MaxV6

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Oxford UK
  • Posts: 2484
  • Give me 6 cylinders and i'm happy.
    • 2.2SportPremium Jag est
    • View Profile
    • Work related forums....
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #7 on: 29 November 2011, 19:00:22 »

allegedly,  the driver was heard singing to himself........  yeasterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.....
Logged
If I haven't broken it yet, I soon will.
"The 4th Rule of Robotics: When turning evil, display a red indicator light.

Nickbat

  • Guest
Re: A story you`ll either love, or hate!
« Reply #8 on: 29 November 2011, 19:20:52 »

Apparently, it was brewer's yeast.

Is that used to combat brewer's droop?  ;)
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.025 seconds with 17 queries.