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biker joke
« on: 14 March 2008, 22:03:28 »

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker
brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says " Sir,
this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life. "

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. "

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know,
and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride? "

"A Harley Davidson."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings
news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

"BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH. "
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #1 on: 14 March 2008, 22:10:17 »

 ;D Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!  ;D
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #2 on: 14 March 2008, 22:15:30 »

love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   :y
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #3 on: 14 March 2008, 22:18:48 »

Thats brill ;D but remember "many a true word said in jest" :-?
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #4 on: 14 March 2008, 22:48:39 »

And I was just on ebay looking at bikes.  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #5 on: 15 March 2008, 03:07:15 »

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And I was just on ebay looking at bikes.  ;D ;D ;D :y

how much trouble did you get in off swmbo the last time you did that :P :P
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« Reply #6 on: 15 March 2008, 08:20:00 »

That's a pearl matey, love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #7 on: 16 March 2008, 21:12:08 »

Very good ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #8 on: 17 March 2008, 11:04:49 »

 ;D ;D ;D HEHE Love it!  ;D ;D
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Re: biker joke
« Reply #9 on: 17 March 2008, 11:58:08 »

brilliant ;D
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