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[zippo]

Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

Ive been on the receiving end of a few of those statements, no"8
especially ,Lmao  

[Gaffers]

Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five two minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

slight correction made ...... cue marie........  

PMSL  

I only said it because you sound so much like my swmbo when she's pis$ed off      

And no she aint a red head