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[Nickbat]

Hurry and order your toys now - while stocks last!

Due to the current craze of throwing them out of prams, all toys are now in very short supply.

 

Please advise what toys are still on offer together with their cost/availability.

Very few left, I'm afraid. 

I can recommend, however, the stuffed cuddly policeman/musician toy, complete with kilt and pink oboe. Note: this item may also be used as an air freshener.

There are just a few wind-up toy musical caravans left. These play all the X-Factor hits from the last 6 years, plus the theme tune from EastEnders.

Current price: One Greek 30-year bond per item.
 

 Do they also come with a camp fire or a  bunch of heather 

You're thinking about the deluxe pikey version.

We did have some in stock, but they were nicked. 

[skyblue]

Hurry and order your toys now - while stocks last!

Due to the current craze of throwing them out of prams, all toys are now in very short supply.

 

Please advise what toys are still on offer together with their cost/availability.

Very few left, I'm afraid. 

I can recommend, however, the stuffed cuddly policeman/musician toy, complete with kilt and pink oboe. Note: this item may also be used as an air freshener.

There are just a few wind-up toy musical caravans left. These play all the X-Factor hits from the last 6 years, plus the theme tune from EastEnders.

Current price: One Greek 30-year bond per item.
 

 Do they also come with a camp fire or a  bunch of heather 

You're thinking about the deluxe pikey version.

We did have some in stock, but they were nicked. 

 WHAT ........ No heather  or deluxe mobile home .... ( goes off stomping his feet) ..Bloody townies, they think their own doesnt stink

[Rods2]

I just been visiting the OOF shop.










Went into the toys section and everything seems to be out of stock. 











So I went into the tools for hire section and found this new item: 













 

[millwall]

Lots of second hand, 'one owner' ones lying around Nick

my mrs has plenty spare