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[alfie]

I'm dying, took all the medicines that I could get my hands on,but all to no avail. If yo don't hear from me again,you can only hope that saint Peter let me through them pearly gates.
I know theres no antidote,I've sorted my affairs so that my kids won't start fighting over the pittance that they will have to share.

                                                               Alfie

[TheBoy]

It can be fatal, take care!

[STMO123]

I'm dying, took all the medicines that I could get my hands on,but all to no avail. If yo don't hear from me again,you can only hope that saint Peter let me through them pearly gates.
I know theres no antidote,I've sorted my affairs so that my kids won't start fighting over the pittance that they will have to share.

                                                               Alfie

There is no cure, as you say. You must take to your bed for at least a week and everyone in the house must pander to your every whim. That way, you may survive.

[Fighter]

Sleep anf hot drinks will help you, stay in bed and just rest, not TV or Internet!

[doz]

Only cure. Home made leak and Potato soup. Even then it's touch and go. Your chances of survival increase greatly if it's served with crusty warm French stick. Buttered of course. After that you need the rest of the family to chant "poor sweet baby" while you read the latest book in bed.

[tigers_gonads]

Whatever happened to the british stiff upper lip 

They will be lighting candles outside his house next 

Then again, its not sheep flu is it 

[paul.lovejoy]

i have man flue for about 2 weeks now bloody thing thought it was going and then came back with avengance coughed so much my bloody ears popped and lost my hearing...which was not all that bad....hearings come back again now but not told wifey yet

[ninjapirate]

Im still tryin to get over my dose of manflu, its a long difficult road! i got so bad one night i found myself walking towards the light! luckily it was hte fridge light but still very scary.     
snort some olbas oil   

[alfie]

I thought that I had got over the worst of it yesterday,but I have dropped back into it again. As Paul just mentioned about his loss of hearing,mines gone as well,this is one bank holiday that the caravan will be staying in the storage compound.
                                      Alfie.