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Nine Words A Woman uses
« on: 30 March 2012, 18:57:47 »

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' -
that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #1 on: 30 March 2012, 19:00:36 »

 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y Spot on.
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #2 on: 30 March 2012, 19:02:27 »

 :D :D :D never a truer word soken in jest !!! :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 30 March 2012, 20:23:33 »

First seemed to be a joke but these are bl**dy true words. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #4 on: 30 March 2012, 20:30:30 »

I've been on the 'incoming' end of most of these today! :D
Luckily i'm still breathing but walking with some difficulty (the result of her adding a 'full stop' after 'whatever!' ;D ;D
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #5 on: 30 March 2012, 22:32:06 »

100% spot on, both me and the misses agree completely!  ??? :-X :-[ :-* :D ;D
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #6 on: 31 March 2012, 19:53:36 »

That's so correct  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #7 on: 01 April 2012, 08:53:54 »

i dont normally reply to any of the 9 commandments  ;) i just let her indoors carry on with her sarcasm and then and only then i say have you finished now, or duck  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #8 on: 01 April 2012, 09:11:31 »

So women actually speak :o :o :o ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 01 April 2012, 09:13:48 »

So women actually speak :o :o :o ;D
more of a mumble  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nine Words A Woman uses
« Reply #10 on: 19 April 2012, 20:36:17 »

Hahaha can anyone relate to all of those with an EX?

hence why they are ex's :)
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