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albitz

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« on: 17 May 2012, 13:50:56 »

I have a little satnav
It sits there in my car
A satnav is a drivers friend
It tells you where you are

I have a little satnav
Ive had it all my life
It does more than the normal one
My satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
On exactly how to drive
"Its thirty miles an hour" it says
"And your doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brakes
It tells me that its never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles to the front
It lists those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear

Im sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journeys pretty fraught
So why dont I exchange it
And get a quiter sort ?

Ah well,you see,it cleans the house
Makes sure Im properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed.
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Re: Satnag.
« Reply #1 on: 17 May 2012, 14:09:10 »

Brilliant and oh so true! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 17 May 2012, 17:50:32 »

 :y
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Re: Satnag.
« Reply #3 on: 17 May 2012, 18:00:32 »

Nice one Albs  . ..    sure  i've got one of those thinking about it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Satnag.
« Reply #4 on: 17 May 2012, 19:09:15 »

Brilliant :y
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Re: Satnag.
« Reply #5 on: 17 May 2012, 19:16:48 »

Superb.... :y
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« Reply #6 on: 17 May 2012, 19:28:00 »

Excellent !  ;D ;D ;D  :y :y :y
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Re: Satnag.
« Reply #7 on: 17 May 2012, 20:20:45 »

Here's a Gold Star sticker for excellent Spelling, Grammar & Humour Albs! :y
Sorry I can't give you anything for your Diction mate, but afterall you are Irish! :D ;D  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 17 May 2012, 20:43:31 »

we all got one off those albert  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Satnag.
« Reply #9 on: 17 May 2012, 21:56:03 »

Excellent............ ;D ;D ;D :y
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