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[Sir Tigger KC]

My mate hit one years ago when he was 18 and driving a Fiat 127!!  Remarkably he killed the Deer and the Fiat was relatively unscathed!! 

So he's stood in the road looking at this dead Deer and wondering what to do, when along comes the local farmer in a Landy, who sized up the situation (Confused young lad + rusty Fiat 127 + dead Deer = free venison!!) got my mate to help him load the Deer in the Landy and told him to come and see him in about a weeks time.   

Which he did and got given a bag of frozen venison!!!     The funny thing was that he didn't want to admit to his parents that he'd hit a deer, so he gave it all away!!  Lovely it was!!!     

[Entwood]

As a matter of interest to those of you "wishing" to hit a deer for the meat ....

UK law states that if you kill a wild animal, including those classed as game, and pick it up and take it home for consumption,... you are guilty of poaching.

Whether the car behind you can take it is a moot point, as you could be guilty of "taking by finding" which is a criminal offence in its own right. Essentially you cannot take what belongs to someone else.

Proving who owns a dead wild animal could be a tad tricky I suppose !!!

[r1]

ive seen a pic of a bmw that hit a deer and the complete deer had gone through the grill and wrapped itself round the engine.
not nice

[Vamps]

As a matter of interest to those of you "wishing" to hit a deer for the meat ....

UK law states that if you kill a wild animal, including those classed as game, and pick it up and take it home for consumption,... you are guilty of poaching.

Whether the car behind you can take it is a moot point, as you could be guilty of "taking by finding" which is a criminal offence in its own right. Essentially you cannot take what belongs to someone else.

Proving who owns a dead wild animal could be a tad tricky I suppose !!!

Says a Townie....... Us country folk do not recognise such laws, road kill is fair game, swmbo killed a deer and an Omega, someone else picked up the caucus......it did not / was not owned by anyone....

[Terbs]

As a matter of interest to those of you "wishing" to hit a deer for the meat ....

UK law states that if you kill a wild animal, including those classed as game, and pick it up and take it home for consumption,... you are guilty of poaching.

Whether the car behind you can take it is a moot point, as you could be guilty of "taking by finding" which is a criminal offence in its own right. Essentially you cannot take what belongs to someone else.

Proving who owns a dead wild animal could be a tad tricky I suppose !!!

Entwood is right....as I said in an earlier post, around here is 'Nobility Land'....the gamekeepers are out all the time patrolling the lanes, and they will have you if they see you hit and take a pheasant..........my brother got collored

[tidla]

ive seen a pic of a bmw that hit a deer and the complete deer had gone through the grill and wrapped itself round the engine.
not nice

venison burger anyone

[Pitchfork]

Deer Strike?
I didn't know that they had a Union!

 

They're on a hiding to nothing in Bucks. Its bluer than a Roy Chubby Brown gig.

Was that a deliberate pun?

[Grrrrrr]

Deer Strike?
I didn't know that they had a Union!

 

They're on a hiding to nothing in Bucks. Its bluer than a Roy Chubby Brown gig.

Was that a deliberate pun?

I'd love to say yes but only spotted it after you!