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[paul.lovejoy]

i know youve all been hanging off your seats waiting to know but me and wifey finally took the plunge and we have a fish family in the pond swimming around and around 12 all together theres goldy 1 and goldy 2 oh and goldy 3

thanks for the advise amba and mr alarming 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Great!! I ordered a couple of fishing rods today!!    I'll be round.... 

[paul.lovejoy]

  give them time to grow mind you with wifey feeding them they will soon be fat buggers just look at me i was only 13 stone untill i met wifey now i am closer to 18 with titties

[waspy]

Fatten them up & I bet they'll go nice with some chips

My Dad keeps Koi. His ponds four foot deep & ten feet by ten feet. His fish are huge & one in particular is massive.
Never seen fish so big apart from on the tv.

[paul.lovejoy]

  thats not a pond its a swimming pool  we will have a couple of kio once we get things nice an established the motherin laws got some and shes mooving

[Varche]

Here is hoping you don't have a visit from that nice Mr Heron at dawn each day!!

[bigboykarl]

all you need is chips and dinner is sorted

[amba]

Plaesed to hear you have taken advise and started off with just goldfish,mind you they can grow quite a size in time and being cvery hardy don,t worry to much about cold winters or much maintenance.

Give it 12 months or so and then increase your fish stock if inclined although with a bit of luck you may well have considerably more than 12 this time next year...kids again 

[paul.lovejoy]

cheers amba we got such a good deal on the goldfish we will probably get 12 small shabubkins as well they look a bit lost

[SIR Philbutt]

Think of the commitment - goldfish live to 24  , I had one from a fun fair that survived to 10 until fly spray got in the water (kids  )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2160273/The-boy-won-goldfish-funfair-aged-amazed-survives-24-years.html

[paul.lovejoy]

wont be able to afford them on my pension looks like its going to be fish and chips in 17 years then

[Martian]

For a minute I thought this was going to be a tale of your wife's infidelity with her lezza mate based on the text message you got earlier 

[paul.lovejoy]

i wish even got the camera set up just cant get her to be a carpet muncher