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[zippo]

i know a couple who had to be woken up by the Police ,because their car was blocking in the Police car   .every time the beer starts to flow that story comes out .I just thought id introduce it to a wider audience  

it would appear that the couple lurk (or the woman does) Ive just had my ear bent .So iam very sorry . At least i didn't say that your legs were hanging out of the sunroof  

[Martin_1962]

i know a couple who had to be woken up by the Police ,because their car was blocking in the Police car   .every time the beer starts to flow that story comes out .I just thought id introduce it to a wider audience  

it would appear that the couple lurk (or the woman does) Ive just had my ear bent .So iam very sorry . At least i didn't say that your legs were hanging out of the sunroof  

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[zippo]

i know a couple who had to be woken up by the Police ,because their car was blocking in the Police car   .every time the beer starts to flow that story comes out .I just thought id introduce it to a wider audience  

it would appear that the couple lurk (or the woman does) Ive just had my ear bent .So iam very sorry . At least i didn't say that your legs were hanging out of the sunroof  

More Omega owners, ask them to join

i would do but i don't think shes talking to me  peace at last

[maria]

 

[sir moanalot]

years ago i was caught in a compromising position in the back of an estate car, i was on the lower position of the arrangement (if you get my drift) the copper tapped on the window and asked whether i was being sexually assaulted to which i mumbled "no" then he just drove off- no further questions !!!!???

[dene wakefield lad]

  better not tell the wife,she is 1

[sir moanalot]

another time me and my then girlfriend was looking for a spot to get heavy when down the end of a dirt track my headlights shone on a police car, and after first panicking realised it was a pc & wpc with the same idea!  
my then girlfriend said "we cant go down here now the policeman/woman might arrest us"? "for what" i replied?
needless to say they screeched off 30 seconds later showering a hail of mud and shingle in their wake !!

[Martin_1962]

another time me and my then girlfriend was looking for a spot to get heavy when down the end of a dirt track my headlights shone on a police car, and after first panicking realised it was a pc & wpc with the same idea!  
my then girlfriend said "we cant go down here now the policeman/woman might arrest us"? "for what" i replied?
needless to say they screeched off 30 seconds later showering a hail of mud and shingle in their wake !!