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plym ian

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swmbo and stupidness
« on: 06 July 2012, 22:52:24 »
i can't believe how thick my Missus is sometimes, just watching adverts on tv and British airways advert comes on the one with the plane driving through London. she turns to me and says "how did they drive the plane through the streets?" :D

I just looked at her and thought what a dopey mare you really are ;D ;D
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #1 on: 06 July 2012, 23:46:30 »
 ;D  ;D  :D
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #2 on: 06 July 2012, 23:54:40 »
Quote from: plym ian on 06 July 2012, 22:52:24
i can't believe how thick my Missus is sometimes, just watching adverts on tv and British airways advert comes on the one with the plane driving through London. she turns to me and says "how did they drive the plane through the streets?" :D

I just looked at her and thought what a dopey mare you really are ;D ;D


i tell you what it would be cheaper than a black cab  if you could... :y
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #3 on: 07 July 2012, 00:52:25 »
I think, that when the pod opened and dropped your misses, it opened a few minutes later and expelled mine........ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I am just a bit concerned about the Devon connection (Tiverton)  ;)
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #4 on: 07 July 2012, 00:58:43 »
arrr,  i think it be summit in the cider .....   
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #5 on: 07 July 2012, 01:02:19 »
Try this, it really will confuse her  ;D ;D

http://taxi.ba.com/
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #6 on: 07 July 2012, 01:11:27 »
I like that....confused me for a moment,, :y :D
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« Reply #7 on: 07 July 2012, 10:12:28 »
I can better that,driving in snow ex turns to me and asks "how do you know what side of the road to drive on when its snowing" hence why she is an ex
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #8 on: 07 July 2012, 10:23:14 »
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Quote from: plym ian on 06 July 2012, 22:52:24
i can't believe how thick my Missus is sometimes, just watching adverts on tv and British airways advert comes on the one with the plane driving through London. she turns to me and says "how did they drive the plane through the streets?" :D

I just looked at her and thought what a dopey mare you really are ;D ;D
;D :D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 07 July 2012, 11:10:08 »
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #10 on: 07 July 2012, 11:26:42 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 07 July 2012, 01:02:19
Try this, it really will confuse her  ;D ;D

http://taxi.ba.com/  ;D ;D :y :y Not down my way still got it tyres.  ;D ;D
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #11 on: 07 July 2012, 12:36:59 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 07 July 2012, 01:02:19
Try this, it really will confuse her  ;D ;D

http://taxi.ba.com/

 ;D now if i could play that on the tv i would put money on it that wifey would look out the window ;D :D :y
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #12 on: 07 July 2012, 13:10:52 »
Quote from: OOMV6 on 07 July 2012, 11:10:08
Is this her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk
no but i wish she was as fit and intelligent as her ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: swmbo and stupidness
« Reply #13 on: 07 July 2012, 13:55:38 »
I must admit that I find the "thick" blonde quite sexy... :-* :-* :-* :-*
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