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Nickbat

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Filthy, but funny
« on: 16 July 2012, 20:58:53 »

Seriously, please do NOT click if you are under 18 or easily offended.

Now that's done, I must confess to having a fit of the giggles reading this.  ;D ;D

https://twitter.com/50shadesofshit
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #1 on: 16 July 2012, 21:15:54 »

50 :o More like 5050 :D


Good find ;D ;D
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #2 on: 16 July 2012, 21:22:31 »

Ha ha. I spilled my tea  :y :y
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #3 on: 16 July 2012, 21:26:53 »

Read a few of these out to SWMBO (who is currently rwading the books) and she's now laughing so hard that she can't breathe!!  :y
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #4 on: 16 July 2012, 21:33:43 »

that did make i laugh very good ;D ;D
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #5 on: 16 July 2012, 21:40:03 »

 ;D  excellent
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #6 on: 16 July 2012, 21:45:26 »

 ;D ;D ;D Impressive stuff all the same.
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #7 on: 16 July 2012, 22:25:30 »

Isn't the English Language Wonderful!!!!! :D ;D ;D
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #8 on: 16 July 2012, 22:32:41 »

I was hungry for it.. I started to dribble, like Adele waiting for Greggs to open..

I know that feeling well! ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 16 July 2012, 22:36:55 »

;D ;D ;D Impressive stuff all the same.
That's you laying awake allnight......... Wan Thinking  :D ;D ;D
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #10 on: 17 July 2012, 07:20:37 »

Swmbo is reading it at the moment,wonder it I'm in for a bit something new.... :o :y
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #11 on: 17 July 2012, 07:51:27 »

Swmbo is reading it at the moment,wonder it I'm in for a bit something new.... :o :y

Brace yourself man, it's in the post! :o ;) :)
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Re: Filthy, but funny
« Reply #12 on: 17 July 2012, 17:01:35 »

 :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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