my business bank keep sending me application forms for business loans, i have told them time and time again...NO!! i do not want them....
So the last one we got i applied for a loan £1,000,000 i didn't give a reason the for loan though.....
Had a phone call last week from one of the faceless business bods at the bank asking what i wanted the money for......
I told him, 'dunno seemed like a good idea to see if i could have it'
i was told ' we need a reason before we can consider the loan application'
I said 'i haven't seen anything i want to buy yet, but i thought i would be able to keep it in a savings account until i found something nice to buy'
there was a silence, bod then nicely said that the bank would not be able to help me, ok i said, 'does that mean you will not be asking me to apply for a loan again, this junk mail you send me wastes as much of my time as i have just done to you'

line went dead after then :-?.......i wonder why