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Blonde joke
« on: 14 April 2008, 20:10:29 »
A blonde is having problems with her car, so she takes it to the nearest garage, the machanic asks her to leave the car with him for a few hours. Two hours later she returns & the car's running beautifuly.
"As you can see, your cars perfect now" he says
What was wrong"? she asks.
"Just sh*t in the carburettor" he says.
"How often do i have to do that" she says.

Sorry Dame Debs  :y
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Debs.

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: 14 April 2008, 20:11:48 »
 :o Oooh-Err! :o

Tricky, but possible! (but not in an S.U!) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 14 April 2008, 20:14:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #3 on: 14 April 2008, 20:37:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #4 on: 14 April 2008, 21:02:42 »
the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o
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« Reply #5 on: 14 April 2008, 21:10:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #6 on: 14 April 2008, 21:38:54 »
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o
As long as it's a downdraught.  :y

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Re: Blonde joke
« Reply #7 on: 14 April 2008, 21:40:59 »
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o
As long as it's a downdraught.  :y

Kevin


could be a side draught i was just gob smacked ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 14 April 2008, 21:54:07 »
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o

::) Ooh Mrs. Zippo.....you are awful; but I like you!  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 14 April 2008, 23:25:27 »
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o

She can recognise a carb but you can not notice a hair do, shame. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 15 April 2008, 19:01:02 »
If i remember rightly with a stromberg it's advisable to remove the diaphram first!!! 8-)
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« Reply #11 on: 15 April 2008, 19:03:12 »
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:o Oooh-Err! :o

Tricky, but possible! (but not in an S.U!) ;D ;D ;D
After a dodgy curry......just maybe.....if you were to remove the dashpot??????????????? :o
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« Reply #12 on: 15 April 2008, 19:06:39 »
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If i remember rightly with a stromberg it's advisable to remove the diaphram first!!! 8-)

 :o OMG......that too! >:(

It`s blinkin` uncomfortable perched up on top of this engine......are you sure this carb.-mechanic knows what he`s talking about!  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: 15 April 2008, 19:07:18 »
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the wife has just astounded me ,the remark DameDebs made about the s.u the wife said "bet she could in a webber " to say i shocked is an understatement :o :o :o :o

::) Ooh Mrs. Zippo.....you are awful; but I like you!  ;D
;D ;D ;D     I see dame debs does dick emery inpressions as well is there no end to this girl talents      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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