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amigov6

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Bloke Joke.
« on: 15 April 2008, 20:20:21 »

A bloke gets in from work, throws his keys on the coffee table, his boots on the carpet, slumps in front of the telly & shouts to his wife "grab us a beer darling before it starts" She takes him a beer from the fridge. He downs it, & asks for another, whereupon she says "You think you can march in here & expect me to tend to your every whim? I've had to put up with the kids all day, cleaning up after the lot of you, well i'm frickin' sick of it. Go get your own beer out the fridge"
    To which he replies, "too late it's started"! :D
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Debs.

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« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2008, 20:24:06 »

 ::) Hahaha! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2008, 20:52:22 »

 :y :y ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2008, 21:16:20 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2008, 21:17:44 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 15 April 2008, 21:19:14 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2008, 21:19:46 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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There is no such thing as bad beer, some beers are better than others.
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