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[aaronjb]

Well, not yours, but my new Beko washing machine and Beko tumble dryer both turned up today (slightly belated birthday pressies from my parents who, quite clearly, spoil me rotten still)..

Only took half the afternoon to haul all the crap out from under the kitchen sink, find the isolator tap, turn off the old washing machine, heave it out, un plumb it, move the new one in, reinstate the water and put all the kitchen carpet tiles back down again oh and heave the old machine outside in the hopes that Currys do, actually, come back and remove it - since I paid for disposal and they couldn't be bothered to hang around the extra five minutes for me to find the isolator and unhook the old machine 


P.S. If it blows up in short order (the old Phillips machine has lasted since 1999 and still works fine, albeit stinks something rotten) I shall blame you, personally, Cem

[TheBoy]

I shall blame you, personally, Cem

I think given the geography, cem is quite safe...  ...by the time you got there, in the temps cem has posted, you'd be in no fit state to do any more than share an ice cold beer

[Varche]

Well, not yours, but my new Beko washing machine and Beko tumble dryer both turned up today (slightly belated birthday pressies from my parents who, quite clearly, spoil me rotten still)..

Only took half the afternoon to haul all the crap out from under the kitchen sink, find the isolator tap, turn off the old washing machine, heave it out, un plumb it, move the new one in, reinstate the water and put all the kitchen carpet tiles back down again oh and heave the old machine outside in the hopes that Currys do, actually, come back and remove it - since I paid for disposal and they couldn't be bothered to hang around the extra five minutes for me to find the isolator and unhook the old machine 


P.S. If it blows up in short order (the old Phillips machine has lasted since 1999 and still works fine, albeit stinks something rotten) I shall blame you, personally, Cem

What do they give you for Xmas? hair rollers and crimpers? Steam iron?

[aaronjb]

I shall blame you, personally, Cem

I think given the geography, cem is quite safe...  ...by the time you got there, in the temps cem has posted, you'd be in no fit state to do any more than share an ice cold beer

Pretty much - given the temperatures he's posted recently I think I'd have turned into a fireball as soon as I stepped off the plane, anyway

What do they give you for Xmas? hair rollers and crimpers? Steam iron?

  Nah, I've no use for any of those... dome wax, on the other hand

[paul.lovejoy]

I shall blame you, personally, Cem

I think given the geography, cem is quite safe...  ...by the time you got there, in the temps cem has posted, you'd be in no fit state to do any more than share an ice cold beer

Pretty much - given the temperatures he's posted recently I think I'd have turned into a fireball as soon as I stepped off the plane, anyway

What do they give you for Xmas? hair rollers and crimpers? Steam iron?

  Nah, I've no use for any of those... dome wax, on the other hand

would that be dome as in head or bell end

[hercules]

I shall blame you, personally, Cem

I think given the geography, cem is quite safe...  ...by the time you got there, in the temps cem has posted, you'd be in no fit state to do any more than share an ice cold beer

Pretty much - given the temperatures he's posted recently I think I'd have turned into a fireball as soon as I stepped off the plane, anyway

What do they give you for Xmas? hair rollers and crimpers? Steam iron?

  Nah, I've no use for any of those... dome wax, on the other hand

would that be dome as in head or bell end

all the women love a waxed corona 

[paul.lovejoy]

never heard of that one  thought it was a cigar did a search on google heres what it said 

Corona. The unmistakable color, the one-of-a-kind taste, the unparalleled flavor of relaxation.

[aaronjb]

would that be dome as in head or bell end

  Head - the one on my shoulders.. tsk..

[cem_devecioglu]

Well, not yours, but my new Beko washing machine and Beko tumble dryer both turned up today (slightly belated birthday pressies from my parents who, quite clearly, spoil me rotten still)..

Only took half the afternoon to haul all the crap out from under the kitchen sink, find the isolator tap, turn off the old washing machine, heave it out, un plumb it, move the new one in, reinstate the water and put all the kitchen carpet tiles back down again oh and heave the old machine outside in the hopes that Currys do, actually, come back and remove it - since I paid for disposal and they couldn't be bothered to hang around the extra five minutes for me to find the isolator and unhook the old machine 


P.S. If it blows up in short order (the old Phillips machine has lasted since 1999
and still works fine, albeit stinks something rotten) I shall blame you,
personally, Cem

    [praying and wishing nothing to happen]   

[cem_devecioglu]

I shall blame you, personally, Cem

I think given the geography, cem is quite safe...  ...by the time you got there, in the temps cem has posted, you'd be in no fit state to do any more than share an ice cold beer

thats true.. as soon as he arrives he will start to  melt down   today on the road I have seen 44 celcius several times
 
besides it was so hot whenever I start ac engine temp within 5 minutes reach 100 celcius

[omega3000]

Well, not yours, but my new Beko washing machine and Beko tumble dryer both turned up today (slightly belated birthday pressies from my parents who, quite clearly, spoil me rotten still)..

Only took half the afternoon to haul all the crap out from under the kitchen sink, find the isolator tap, turn off the old washing machine, heave it out, un plumb it, move the new one in, reinstate the water and put all the kitchen carpet tiles back down again oh and heave the old machine outside in the hopes that Currys do, actually, come back and remove it - since I paid for disposal and they couldn't be bothered to hang around the extra five minutes for me to find the isolator and unhook the old machine 


P.S. If it blows up in short order (the old Phillips machine has lasted since 1999 and still works fine, albeit stinks something rotten) I shall blame you, personally, Cem

Bought a Beko washing machine 2 wks ago , very pleased with it ... hope it lasts as long as our last beko which thew its bearings after 9 yrs 

I shall blame you, personally, Cem

I think given the geography, cem is quite safe...  ...by the time you got there, in the temps cem has posted, you'd be in no fit state to do any more than share an ice cold beer

thats true.. as soon as he arrives he will start to  melt down   today on the road I have seen 44 celcius several times
 
besides it was so hot whenever I start ac engine temp within 5 minutes reach 100 celcius

   

Its cooling down then cem 

[Sir Tigger KC]

oh and heave the old machine outside in the hopes that Currys do, actually, come back and remove it

PM Nickbat, He'll be round for it sharpish!!