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Andyb

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Bad Joke
« on: 25 April 2008, 20:57:53 »
At recent darts tournament, Phil "The Power" Taylor stepped up to the 'ockey. First dart......treble 20, a good start.

Second dart...single 20. The man is not happy and throws his final dart hard towards the board. The dart strikes the metal scoring ring and rebounds into the crowd with vicious velocity, where it tragically pierces the eye of the local convents' Mother Superior, killing her instantly!

The score keeper quickly looks round, tots up the score and announces

"One nun dead and eightyyyyyyyyy"
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« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2008, 21:01:46 »
Like it  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Bad Joke
« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2008, 21:02:30 »
Oh dear!  ::) ;)
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Re: Bad Joke
« Reply #3 on: 25 April 2008, 21:03:45 »
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;) ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2008, 21:14:15 »
COAT !  :D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 25 April 2008, 21:26:43 »
 ;D Please do not make a 'habit' of posting jokes as bad as that!  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 25 April 2008, 21:34:32 »
That's nearly as bad as the version where the friendly alien got the dart in the eye, resulting in the call "One hundred & E.T.!"
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