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omega3000

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Cut Up
« on: 23 October 2012, 15:12:39 »

Miss marple in her chong yong micro car hugging the inside of a roundabout decides to pull out and cut me up turning right across 2 lanes of traffic  >:( Lucky she had her fog light on  ::) i anticipated what she was about to do ...just as well or the elite would have been creased  :(
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #1 on: 23 October 2012, 15:22:35 »

It's a never ending game of chance every time you take the car out nowadays matey! :(
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #2 on: 23 October 2012, 15:31:58 »

It's a never ending game of chance every time you take the car out nowadays matey! :(

Yes indeed. That's why I barely take the Veyron from the garage these days. :)
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #3 on: 23 October 2012, 15:47:04 »

It's a never ending game of chance every time you take the car out nowadays matey! :(

Yes indeed. That's why I barely take the Veyron from the garage these days. :)

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This woman was imo not safe to drive , weaving all over the place . Its easy to see how accidents happen if you dont anticipate what they are about to do though  :( She had a head scarf on so must have been oap   
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #4 on: 23 October 2012, 15:51:32 »

oh it is not only in kent the frigging arses don't know how to drive around a round about then??..i put it down to most kentish people(which i am not!!)
being inbreed(meet my mum who is also my aunt).. :y
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #5 on: 23 October 2012, 16:11:50 »

Precisely what did for me in the Westfield a couple of years ago, only this one wasn't even old... Early 50's but drove like early '90's. >:(
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #6 on: 23 October 2012, 16:21:46 »

Called in the 'Chequered Flag' in Brackley yesterday.....could not believe my eyes. ;D There were two old biddies leaving as Chris went up to order. One was making her way out by 'walking the furniture' if you know what I mean. So Chris asks her if she needed an arm to get outside. The other one had a stick, and was bent over and walking with a struggle......both must have been late eighties at least. Well, when Chris gets number one outside, she only points to a little car and says that is where she is going :o Number two now reaches the car as Chris gets number one installed (having clicked the key). I watched the episode through the window, and Chris had come back in, ordered and back to the table before number one was fully established and ready to drive. The exit from the car park was something to behold ;D ;D apart from the fact I had clenched buttocks as they had to manouvre past both my Miggy's :o
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« Reply #7 on: 23 October 2012, 16:40:47 »

I watched a fella who could barely walk (with a cane) and was wearing pitch black glasses (presumably some kind of medical thing as it was a dark day) walk up to a scooter the other day .. we thought, "Nah, he must just be walking past it"

Nope, took out his keys (dropped them, took a good minute for him to bend low enough to get them and slowly bend back up), got his helmet out of the back, put his shopping in, struggle to get on (a step through scooter!) and the next thing I know he'd roared off (as much as you can on a 50cc scooter) into the distance at break neck speed..
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #8 on: 23 October 2012, 17:26:12 »

oh it is not only in kent the frigging arses don't know how to drive around a round about then??..i put it down to most kentish people(which i am not!!)
being inbreed(meet my mum who is also my aunt).. :y

My last visit to Kent only a few weeks ago was tarnished by an old man in a white Toyota Yaris. He shot across a couple of lanes & cut me up. The brakes on Bert were tried out & they passed the test.
He nearly had had a huge dint in his driver's door & I nearly had a Yaris for a mascot ;D ;D
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Re: Cut Up
« Reply #9 on: 23 October 2012, 17:30:30 »

Miss Marple must have driven from northants to houghton regis today....as i was behind her as she got into the left hand lane indicating left at traffic lights as i indicated to turn right past her to turn right she then cut across in front of me and turned right,,there she was still listening to the batchelors or  jim reeves totally unaware of what the old bat had done. ;D
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