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[nixoro]

Quality joke. Had me in stitches at work too!  

You pig Bob Dent!

Says the guy who can't spell Shanghai!

I hear Ikea sell senses of humour in flatpacks these days. Didn't know they were that bad though!  

Pmsl

[Markjay]

Apparently some people actually think this is funny:

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

[The Barge Captain]

nice  

[Elite Pete]

Apparently some people actually think this is funny:

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

[MikeDundee]

Ha ha ha!!!!!

Apparently some people actually think this is funny:

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

[bob.dent]

Apparently some people actually think this is funny:

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

 [smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Nice one Mark

[Markjay]

OK, since we are on the topic of silly jokes, here goes another one:

A guy walks into a piano bar and sees a monkey sitting on the end of the bar with a glass filled with whiskey. Now ... every few minutes the monkey dips
his balls into the whiskey ...

He walks to the pianist and asks him : "Do you know the monkey who dips his balls into the whiskey ?"

and the pianist replys : " nope, but hummm along and i'll try to catch up..."

[TheBoy]

Apparently some people actually think this is funny:

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

Yes, don't give up the day job....

[TheBoy]

OK, since we are on the topic of silly jokes, here goes another one:

A guy walks into a piano bar and sees a monkey sitting on the end of the bar with a glass filled with whiskey. Now ... every few minutes the monkey dips
his balls into the whiskey ...

He walks to the pianist and asks him : "Do you know the monkey who dips his balls into the whiskey ?"

and the pianist replys : " nope, but hummm along and i'll try to catch up..."

oh dear....  

[Auto Addict]

OK, since we are on the topic of silly jokes, here goes another one:

A guy walks into a piano bar and sees a monkey sitting on the end of the bar with a glass filled with whiskey. Now ... every few minutes the monkey dips
his balls into the whiskey ...

He walks to the pianist and asks him : "Do you know the monkey who dips his balls into the whiskey ?"

and the pianist replys : " nope, but hummm along and i'll try to catch up..."

Never mind, go and have a lie down MJ :-?