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Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« on: 24 January 2013, 20:09:04 »

Miss Fanny Mold (Slimfast Slimmer of the Year) seen here roadtesting the latest Engineering Breakthrough in Airbag Technology. Rather than being incorporated into the vehicle, this latest innovation in Road Safety is strapped to the front of the body and provides optimum cushioning in the event of an impact.


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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #1 on: 24 January 2013, 21:14:01 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #2 on: 24 January 2013, 21:15:04 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #3 on: 24 January 2013, 21:53:26 »

nice one  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #4 on: 24 January 2013, 22:03:29 »

You could drown between those...... :D :D :D
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #5 on: 24 January 2013, 23:02:49 »

You could drown between those...... :D :D :D

She couldn't drown with them as floats :D ;D
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #6 on: 25 January 2013, 01:09:01 »

I'll have you lot watch your mouths >:(

Swmbo is furious how her pictures are being exploited on the net >:( ;D :y
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #7 on: 25 January 2013, 10:09:30 »

 :D :D wonder if she needs tech2 to reset them  :D :D
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #8 on: 25 January 2013, 10:10:40 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #9 on: 25 January 2013, 14:20:52 »

 :o :o :o - she's fronting it up  ;)

Suprised she managed to get them in the car with her :o
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Re: Latest Airbags undergo Road Testing
« Reply #10 on: 27 January 2013, 16:45:12 »

:D :D wonder if she needs tech2 to reset them  :D :D

No you just tweak the buttons at the front and when they are like milk bottles, she is fully set and ready for action.  ::) :P ;D ;D ;D
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