Guys. Thanks for all your input.
Got the car warmed up today and plugged the MAF in and let her tick over...no problems. Then...
went for a quick drive with the scanner connected. Left turn fine, left turn fine, right turn fine, left turn fine, left turn fine then drove a third of a mile through the village...no plod about phew!
Stopped to make a U turn.....not fine. As I turned the steering wheel to the right she lost power and chugged home. As I was doing the U turn I had a quite look at the scanner and F/T was at 25% and the 02's were at 0.00, like they had been switched off!
Got home and let her tick over very roughly then held the revs at 2K, looked at the scanner...same as above.
Released the throttle...revs stayed high.
Turned the lights on...revs dropped abit.
Turned the A/C on revs dropped a bit more.
Turned the steering wheel....revs dropped to normal. Then:-
Released the steering wheel...revs higher.
Turned A/C off....revs higher
Turned lights off...revs abit higher still.
And so it went on for about 10 minutes with any combination or order that I cared to choose.
So, convinced that it had something to with the power steering, I had a look in that general area :
there's about 4 earth wires in a group with a single fixing to the body...look ok but have a grey colouring to them.
Had a bit of a fiddle around and WTF kin hell that hurt...I had burnt the fingerprints of 4 fingers (still in a bit of pain now!!).
I could smell my skin burning...I'm sort of thinking mmm this might be dangerous lol
Had a look under the battery shelf expecting to find something red hot, couldn't see anything that hot.
Tentitively put my hand in to touch something and there's a white bit of electronic kit in a bracket bolted to the body just under the battery, it has a red n blue wire and a red n white wire 1 at each end and was kelly brooke hot.
Had to go to sainsburys so switched the car off, put my fingers under a cold tap for 10 minutes.
Then checked this component just before I left...stone cold, as cold as my poxy fingers lol
Unplugged the MAF and went on my merry way.
Got home and checked this thing again expecting to burn the fingers of my right hand but....stone cold?

The only thing I had done was unplug the MAF.
What on earth is this white electrical thing under the bonnet??