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[dbug]

Talk is cheap, judge them on their failures record over the last 2.75 years.

My mid-term report is:

Cameron, David School Government Report:

1. Easily lead astray on to what turn out to be dead ends. I do hope there are no character flaws here, where he seems to have a strange but strong interest in promoting of all things, Gay Marriage.

2. Although in charge of the tuck shop, he has no interest in its day-to-day running, preferring to leave that to Osborne.

3. Needs to concentrate and learn much more if he is to leave here with anything in 2015.

4. He must learn to spend much less time playing computer games and concentrate on the tasks in hand.

5. He has the rather bad habit of getting security involved in fights that are nothing to do with us.

6. He must try much harder and cut down of what he considers pleasant jollies to Brussels and other European capitals as I think some of the friends he has made are generally unsuitable for the good of those around him.

7. We had great expectations of this boy but he continues to disappoint, on his current course, where we expected him to at least achieve second and hopefully first in the 2015 exams, it now looks as if he might even struggle to come third, where Nigel Farage has really improved over the last 12 months, which seems to be upsetting Cameron and causing friction between them.

8. Although his ambition is to be CEO of UK PLC, I don't really see him as CEO material, however he is a good communicator, so a job in PR or advertising maybe more suitable.

Osborne, George School Government Report:

1. Big mistake in putting him in charge of the tuck shop, where he really struggles at basic maths and has no grasp of economics and has no interest in doing so. His policies have meant that with an ever growing customer base he has done nothing to improve sales, but at least losses are down very slightly!

2. He is totally unsuited to his career ambitions of being financial director of UK PLC, so I hope for the future success of the company, he never gets with his loyal friend's help, Cameron, to get that job.

3. Constantly get things wrong and generally disappoints and he would not be where he is today in charge of the tuck shop without Cameron's help. It it wasn't for Cameron's protection and loyalty, purely on results he would have been sacked from that job by now.

4. He is however a practical person, his towels are always very neatly refolded after a shower and he has shown some aptitude at data entry during his NHS work experience.

5. However as he is far from the most intelligent in the class, I fear he will struggle in life to achieve much and have very low expectations of him getting the results he is looking for in the 2015 exams, even though he is determined against our advice to organizing our revision timetables and classes, which we consider to be, another unnecessary distraction from running the tuck shop.

6. After his exam results in 2015, I'm not sure on how he will carve out a future career but if he lowers his ambitions sufficiently, he may do well as a shop worker and in time may even make it to assistant manager.

I look forward avidly to your full term report Rods2 in 1 and1/4 years time!!

Likewise - interesting analysis

[CaptainZok]

The way the economy is going that may depend on whether the populous use the lamppost and pianio wire voting system first.

I've always said Camoron and co would look good dangling from a street lamp.

[omega3000]

What was the point in that PPB  He has become most unpopular , almost as unpopular as Mrs T  ... well at least he's heading in the right direction with the POLL bedroom tax 
Keep taking the tablets Mr C your in for a rocky ride .

[Lizzie_Zoom]

The way the economy is going that may depend on whether the populous use the lamppost and pianio wire voting system first.

I've always said Camoron and co would look good dangling from a street lamp.

The French Revolution all over again but in Britain then?

Don't go there, it is no good to anyone's health!

[ozzycat]

The way the economy is going that may depend on whether the populous use the lamppost and pianio wire voting system first.

I've always said Camoron and co would look good dangling from a street lamp.

The French Revolution all over again but in Britain then?

Don't go there, it is no good to anyone's health!

nah its a right pain in the neck

[Lizzie_Zoom]

The way the economy is going that may depend on whether the populous use the lamppost and pianio wire voting system first.

I've always said Camoron and co would look good dangling from a street lamp.

The French Revolution all over again but in Britain then?

Don't go there, it is no good to anyone's health!

nah its a right pain in the neck

 

[Terbs]

I know exactly what you are saying Lizzie, and I agree.......but as I have said before, soon the straw will break the camels back.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

I know exactly what you are saying Lizzie, and I agree.......but as I have said before, soon the straw will break the camels back.

Yes terbert, there is always that danger, with ever British government avoiding revolution - just - since 1789 by being one step ahead of what is required by the people. The Coalition are so far failing on that one so the risks of outright public rebellion / revolution mounts!  We do have some way to go though as we as a people are generally not 'hot headed'..........but...............!!!!!