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Car test
« on: 15 March 2013, 12:56:13 »
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Re: Car test
« Reply #1 on: 15 March 2013, 13:09:12 »
Saw this on Facebook earlier.  Bloody brilliant!  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 15 March 2013, 20:59:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Car test
« Reply #3 on: 15 March 2013, 21:11:46 »
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Re: Car test
« Reply #4 on: 15 March 2013, 22:58:21 »
obviously missed this first time round but enjoyed that  ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 16 March 2013, 08:29:29 »
Sorry dbug....like jerry, I obviously missed it first time round, and I have the cunning of a fox, the stealth of a leopard, the strength of a lion, the brain of a rocket scientist......but obviously, as blind as a bat !!!!!!!!! ;D
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Re: Car test
« Reply #6 on: 19 March 2013, 00:16:43 »
just like being in the car when wifey is driving :o :o :)
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Re: Car test
« Reply #7 on: 19 March 2013, 00:58:36 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 19 March 2013, 00:16:43
just like being in the car when wifey is driving :o :o :)
:D :D beter not let her see this or you could end up with your head in your hands paul :D :D :D :D
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Re: Car test
« Reply #8 on: 19 March 2013, 04:24:51 »
and that is normally where my head is Ozzy trying not to look.

but the personal favourite has to be the arse wedge, which happens when you to drive the car after wifey has been driving in it sitting an inch away from the windscreen, Trying to un wedge your arse from between the seat and steering wheel, whilst trying to release the tension on the seat is a good one.

Oh how i laugh when this happens ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Car test
« Reply #9 on: 19 March 2013, 13:56:09 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 19 March 2013, 04:24:51
and that is normally where my head is Ozzy trying not to look.

but the personal favourite has to be the arse wedge, which happens when you to drive the car after wifey has been driving in it sitting an inch away from the windscreen, Trying to un wedge your arse from between the seat and steering wheel, whilst trying to release the tension on the seat is a good one.

Oh how i laugh when this happens ::) ::) ;)

Oh how I know that feeling ;D ;D ;D----------tell me, is another clue that , if its been raining and the windscreen has obviously misted up, that there is evidence of greasy smears on the windscreen where someone has used their hands to clear it rather than wait for the demister to work? ::)
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