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grain.ben

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OOF Poem
« on: 23 April 2013, 21:12:46 »
I was presented by Mrs G.B's eldest lad, an A4 sheet of paper titled OOF. I read it and couldn't stop laughing about it. I seem to be taken the pish out of for spending quite some time on here, so he wrote a poem about OOF

Please read on.........................

OOF

They're lean and they're mean, they're big and they're bad
they give a new meaning to the word sad
they'd rather go drive, than go out with the lads
are they a bit depressive, eh' just a tad

From watching fifth gear to fixing their car
they have no idea what fun people are
for people who talk about cars in the sun
they could of at least picked a good one

Less of the politics, more of James May
they're all to busy to come out and play
and if there is a chance , it's you offend
oh well, haven't you got a car you need to mend
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Ryan, 12

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Re: OOF Poem
« Reply #1 on: 23 April 2013, 21:14:15 »
 ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 23 April 2013, 21:15:44 »
Excellent  :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 23 April 2013, 21:17:28 »
very good and 12 blimey  :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 23 April 2013, 21:34:42 »
Well done that man,very good ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 23 April 2013, 21:37:26 »
Good effort Ryan!!  :y :y :y
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« Reply #6 on: 23 April 2013, 21:45:56 »
Brilliant  ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 23 April 2013, 21:50:18 »
Very good :y
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« Reply #8 on: 23 April 2013, 22:13:56 »
Nail on head, the wonders of perceptive innocence  :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #9 on: 23 April 2013, 22:31:03 »
Who said that todays education is s**te ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 23 April 2013, 22:42:08 »
brilliant effort Ryan :y
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Re: OOF Poem
« Reply #11 on: 23 April 2013, 22:57:17 »
Excellent, young man........ :y :y
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« Reply #12 on: 24 April 2013, 09:07:53 »
Thank you all for the kindness  :y i shall let him know when he comes in from school  :)
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« Reply #13 on: 24 April 2013, 20:52:13 »
Like that!As a 12yr old I was never clever enough to compose such a thing,sadly now a lot older I'm still not!!Well done to the young man.
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« Reply #14 on: 24 April 2013, 22:26:40 »
That's quality, how he came up with that I don't know, clever lad  :y.
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