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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Masters of sex.......Channel 4 at ten last night.

I was expecting American 'trash television' but I found it  surprisingly watchable.

[MR MISTER]

I'll bet you were ever so disappointed. Did you have all your paraphernalia at the ready?

[scimmy_man]

I settled down to watch porn the other night, it was an odd one, very dark,just some fat bloke w@nking then I realised the TV wasnt on

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I settled down to watch porn the other night, it was an odd one, very dark,just some fat bloke w@nking then I realised the TV wasnt on

That made me titter.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'll bet you were ever so disappointed. Did you have all your paraphernalia at the ready?

I'll wager you had to spell check that word.

[MR MISTER]

I'll bet you were ever so disappointed. Did you have all your paraphernalia at the ready?

I'll wager you had to spell check that word.

In this world, where everything is brought down to the lowest common denominator, my tablet just alters anything I spell incorrectly. Doesn't even ask, just does it.  Where's the need to go to school? Any idiot can appear literate.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'll bet you were ever so disappointed. Did you have all your paraphernalia at the ready?

I'll wager you had to spell check that word.

In this world, where everything is brought down to the lowest common denominator, my tablet just alters anything I spell incorrectly. Doesn't even ask, just does it.  Where's the need to go to school? Any idiot can appear literate.

I never had no propa lernin when I wus at Skool. Never did me no harm.

[cleggy]

I'll bet you were ever so disappointed. Did you have all your paraphernalia at the ready?

I'll wager you had to spell check that word.

In this world, where everything is brought down to the lowest common denominator, my tablet just alters anything I spell incorrectly. Doesn't even ask, just does it.  Where's the need to go to school? Any idiot can appear literate.

You said it

[cleggy]

I settled down to watch porn the other night, it was an odd one, very dark,just some fat bloke w@nking then I realised the TV wasnt on

Obviously you have a good imagination

[Marks DTM Calib]

Filth, utter utter filth.....is it on again next week?

[2boxerdogs]

No didn't see it don't like that kind of thing.. is it likely to be on again if so when ?