All good so far, couple of near misses but no injuries
. Whoever asked SWMBO did she want to see his big triple banger best be careful, she is gunning for you now I have told her what you really meant! 
You ain't kiddin' ...

That red-tipped
missile rocket ... the one that Boris
man-handled got from the
crate wooden box with some strange-looking lettering on the top ... didn't half make a din as it flew past us.
Thought that these things were supposed to fly vertically, not at a near-horizontal angle. Still, there was a helluva
explosion bang in the distance soon after ... with a yellow-ish glow following that ... and then ... seemingly dozens of blue flashing lights ... and finally ... total
disbelief silence

Think we need to get Scud to alter the launching technique a bit sharpish ...
Come to think of it, I never saw him lighting the blue touch-paper ... fireworks always have blue touch-paper ... don't they?

If this turns out like the aftermath of last year's shindig Vamps, I'm sure that the Admins will pull the plug on ya this time for sure. You sure that you risk-assessed things? ... could've sworn that you told me you had it all in hand ...