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Nickbat

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Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
« on: 29 November 2013, 22:27:03 »
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Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
« Reply #1 on: 29 November 2013, 22:36:10 »
Where does she live ? :-\ ;D ;D
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Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
« Reply #2 on: 29 November 2013, 22:46:13 »
I laughed at the line "Consider searching for the root"  ;D 

I thought that was the point of the fantasy and she'd given it much consideration!!  :-\  ;D
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Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
« Reply #3 on: 29 November 2013, 23:38:50 »
Her phone number is  0795   er er er forgot,   freak ......... senior moment  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 29 November 2013, 23:41:39 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 29 November 2013, 23:38:50
Her phone number is  0795   er er er forgot,   freak ......... senior moment  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D
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Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
« Reply #5 on: 30 November 2013, 12:55:25 »
It is usually the case that good looking women attract good looking men.....But not always.

 However, I'm not sure what went wrong in our relationship, because Mrs Opti is a fine looking woman :-* :-* :-* and I'm irretrievably ugly. :'( :'(
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Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
« Reply #6 on: 30 November 2013, 17:35:36 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 30 November 2013, 12:55:25
It is usually the case that good looking women attract good looking men.....But not always.

 However, I'm not sure what went wrong in our relationship, because Mrs Opti is a fine looking woman :-* :-* :-* and I'm irretrievably ugly. :'( :'(

She must have fancied the title of Duchess of Lincolnshire and being the 'Chatelaine' of Opti Towers!  ;D ;D ;D

Has she been to Specsavers?  :-\
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Re: Old and obese? Here's hope for you.
« Reply #7 on: 30 November 2013, 18:53:34 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 30 November 2013, 17:35:36
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 30 November 2013, 12:55:25
It is usually the case that good looking women attract good looking men.....But not always.

 However, I'm not sure what went wrong in our relationship, because Mrs Opti is a fine looking woman :-* :-* :-* and I'm irretrievably ugly. :'( :'(

She must have fancied the title of Duchess of Lincolnshire and being the 'Chatelaine' of Opti Towers!  ;D ;D ;D

Has she been to Specsavers?  :-\


Blind since birth. ;D ;D
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