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[chrisgixer]

Weather is crap, contrary to forecasts. Tv is crap, no surprise. Oof is slow as you all insist on working the weekend, and I've turned all my light bulbs red.

Come on. Entertain me.

[chrisgixer]

....or I'll have to fix the carpet cleaner. Sigh....

[05omegav6]

There once was a bloke from Reading...
Whose boredom was starting to...
Do his head in.

When asked what was the matter...
He simply replied that OOF...
Was missing some chatter...


Now my head hurts

[Marks DTM Calib]

Like it Al...how about:

There was an old man from Reading
To whom STMO had given a bedding
Whilst biting the pillow
He started to hollo
'Are you trying to get your head in'

[05omegav6]

  one for the watershed...

[MR MISTER]

A sad little homo from Reading
Was expecting a visit, but dreading
A visit from Steve
And the hole he would cleave
His arsehole was due for a shredding.

[Kevin Wood]

There was an old man from Reading<cough!>Reading, honest, guv
To whom STMO had given a bedding
Whilst biting the pillow
He started to hollo
'Are you trying to get your head in'

Oh, darn! Doesn't rhyme any more.

 

[05omegav6]

There was an old man from Reading<cough!>Reading, honest, guv
To whom STMO had given a bedding
Whilst biting the pillow
He started to hollo
'Are you trying to get your head in...luv'

Oh, darn! Doesn't rhyme any more.

 

Fixed

[chrisgixer]

There was a "young" scouser from Leeds
Who wasn't quite sure of his needs

He paid through the nose
How much who really knows?

For a thinly disguised
Korean gay prize

You also should know
The lengths that he'll go
To get some poor bugger in the back of it.

[Gaffers]

Green lights?

Park your deckchair by the nearest traffic light.  Job done

[MR MISTER]

There was a "young" scouser from Leeds
Who wasn't quite sure of his needs

He paid through the nose
How much who really knows?

For a thinly disguised
Korean gay prize

You also should know
The lengths that he'll go
To get some poor bugger in the back of it.

Bet your head was aching thinking of that....spell checking...  Still, only took a couple of hours, and you were bored after all

[Rods2]

The was a young man from Reading.
Who played with STEMO at poking em.
A long hard day it was not.
Where they took turns taking the lot.

It was their day of leisure.
For equal measure and pleasure.
The hemorrhoids once south.
Are now much nearer the mouth.

They both wanted more.
But were just too sore.
But more will be be tried and revealed.
When there is a repeat in Wakefield.

 

[chrisgixer]

There was a "young" scouser from Leeds
Who wasn't quite sure of his needs

He paid through the nose
How much who really knows?

For a thinly disguised
Korean gay prize

You also should know
The lengths that he'll go
To get some poor bugger in the back of it.

Bet your head was aching thinking of that....spell checking...  Still, only took a couple of hours, and you were bored after all

No, Esta, its meant to rhyme. You know, poetic like