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[omegod]

I had to mention to Tigger yesterday about what I thought was the origin of shitehawk. Again, I must say that, when I was young, 'face like a smacked arse' was used for someone who had been in the sun for too long and had gone all lobster like.

You owe me £50.

Add it on to the £300 I'm buying your omega for.

£300..... How dare you, Sir.

She is worth ten times that much.

£300 for your Daewoo sounds about right though.

Let me know if you want shot of it.

Sold! I'll drop it round at the weekend Dont forget I owe you £50, so £250 in cash please.

For the money I'm paying I shall expect your Daewoo to come with a full tank of petrol.

But of course. Shall I bring the wife so she can give you a blow job?

Attention to detail......I like that.

Does she leave her teeth in?

That's up to the buyer.

Deffo teeth in, please.

Sounds nice Ste but I don't think could live with the shame afterwards......................... I couldn't look the wife or kids in the eye ever again,.....................................I mean .................................... its a Deawoo

[Stemo]

You could always sell it again and buy twenty omegas.

[Sir Tigger KC]

You could always sell it again and buy twenty omegas.

Only 20? 

[Rods2]

Shame on you Lord Opti for having such thoughts for your personal pleasures.....

Is M'lud taking the Daewoo Chavvy straight 4 today.