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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."

He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"......

[05omegav6]

There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis

[Gaffers]

There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that

[05omegav6]

There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that

Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions

Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile 

[henryd]

There are safer ways to have a midlife crisis

Midlife?  You wouldn't last that long saying stuff like that

Mrs Opti 1 and Mrs Opti 2 were clearly far more measured in their reactions

Mrs Opti 3 would, at a guess be younger, and therefore more volatile 

Or deaf possibly

[05omegav6]

  selectively so if The Lap Top Incident was anything to go by

[Bigron]

If I were to give my wife a compliment, she would be watching me likke a hawk for weeks afterwards, convinced I was up to something!
 

Ron.

[omega3000]

And dont buy chocolates for them 

[TheBoy]

Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....

[Gaffers]

Its probably better than saying her hot sister is better looking....

No chance of that with my missus

[Rods2]

A woman looks in the mirror and says to her husband "I'm fat, I'm ugly, and I'm unattractive. Please give me a compliment to make me feel better about myself."

He replies...."your eyesight is excellent dear"......

I'm sure she will take it very well Dr Bobbitt.

[bored bigyin54]

i always did but to late now