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phil her up

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Virus alert!
« on: 19 June 2008, 22:31:46 »


  


 

CDC Alert

The Centers for Disease Control have issued a medical alert about a Highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, manually, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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Re: Virus alert!
« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2008, 22:33:45 »

Lol like it ;D
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Re: Virus alert!
« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2008, 22:34:21 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Like that one   :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2008, 22:34:48 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Virus alert!
« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2008, 22:37:23 »

PMSL  ;D
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Re: Virus alert!
« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2008, 22:58:28 »





 ;D ;D ;D Just wanted to use my new smillies
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Re: Virus alert!
« Reply #6 on: 20 June 2008, 18:30:34 »

just sent missus to shop for 8 cans of antidote. how long does it take to cure somebody of this dreaded W.O.R.K virus. is it deadly.
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Re: Virus alert!
« Reply #7 on: 20 June 2008, 18:38:17 »

Bleeding marvelous!!!! Dont tell my nurses though!! lol  :y :y :y :y
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Re: Virus alert!
« Reply #8 on: 21 June 2008, 23:54:59 »

great I have "borrowed" that one thanks
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