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[TheBoy]

Actually, the modern thoughts are to keep it to two pages. 

deffo 2 pages any more get binned

Yep, seen it done and its standard policy where I work (but hey we are only a tiny company  )

we are a tiny set up as well but again standard policy...mind you 3 pages something to wipe your ar$e on..lol

We have about 19,000 .......in the Uk alone!

Tinpot outfit

No idea how many my company has, but certainly not enough focused on customer needs, as opposed to wankword bingo knob jockeying.

[Kevin Wood]

No idea how many my company has, but certainly not enough focused on customer needs, as opposed to wankword bingo knob jockeying.

Opps! He's failed the "Bitterness towards previous employer" test. 

[TheBoy]

On a related note, was asked today what I felt 'Diversity' meant...

I got asked that on a diversity challenge, so I stood up, pointed to one of my colleagues of Asian descent, and proudly said "Not calling him an ugly black chunt"

That didn't go down will with the people running the course.

It just went downhill as I tried to be as sexist and racist as I could be. I've not be sent on any other

[TheBoy]

No idea how many my company has, but certainly not enough focused on customer needs, as opposed to wankword bingo knob jockeying.

Opps! He's failed the "Bitterness towards previous employer" test. 

I was on about the current mob. The last shower of shits I worked for had 360,000 staff, and wondered why they were having to use creative accounting. Mongrels.

[VXL V6]

Ah training....

Diversity
Manual Handling
Asbestos Awareness
Prince II
ITIL V3
Working at height

I'm sure years ago I just used to stand on a chair to bolt kit into racks, configured it with the laptop swinging on a rollover cable and had arranged it all with site without the need for work packages, risk assessments and method statements! Ah well.   

[TheBoy]

rollover cable

Bloody Cisco boys, bane of my life

That reminds me, I need to call those mongrels at Cisco. *sigh*

[VXL V6]

rollover cable

Bloody Cisco boys, bane of my life

That reminds me, I need to call those mongrels at Cisco. *sigh*

Yes, we should all go Huawei

Oh wait, you still use a Cisco rollover cable!

Sounds to me like your either a) trying to get hold of tin that apparently isn't in the country (*) or b) trying to follow up a TAC case. (**)

* Apart from the 5000 units that are reserved for a customer who hasn't yet placed an order
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