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Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« Reply #30 on: 07 November 2014, 11:35:02 »

Remember it's not low enough if you can negotiate a speed bump at above a snail's pace.
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Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« Reply #31 on: 07 November 2014, 14:24:51 »

Remember it's not low enough if you can negotiate a speed bump at above a snail's pace.
Oh shit, that means my Chavmobile is low enough ;D
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Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« Reply #32 on: 07 November 2014, 14:45:42 »

Typical Barry logic;

Pay good money for a decent FMIC and then cover half of it with a bloody number plate.

First thing I'd do with that is take the plate off and stick in the the windscreen, like all me other mates, innit.
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Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« Reply #33 on: 07 November 2014, 15:00:05 »

Typical Barry logic;

Pay good money for a decent FMIC and then cover half of it with a bloody number plate.

First thing I'd do with that is take the plate off and stick in the the windscreen, like all me other mates, innit.

There's only so much charge cooling you need to do laps round town taking bits off your front bumper with the speed bumps and looking at your reflection in shop windows. I suspect the current setup is more than adequate in that respect. ::)
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Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« Reply #34 on: 07 November 2014, 16:59:56 »

Remember it's not low enough if you can negotiate a speed bump at above a snail's pace.
Oh shit, that means my Chavmobile is low enough ;D
Did you see TG's rear window sticker?
"This cars not lowered. I'm just fat."
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Re: Best Corsa owners club?
« Reply #35 on: 07 November 2014, 19:44:10 »

Remember it's not low enough if you can negotiate a speed bump at above a snail's pace.
Oh shit, that means my Chavmobile is low enough ;D
Did you see TG's rear window sticker?
"This cars not lowered. I'm just fat."
Ah, so I can lower it more, if I cut off my pie-arm ;D
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