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[The Sheriff]

Hmmm, custard. As I'm not having steak tonight, I wonder if I can have apple crumble and custard?

Nope. Gay!


Oh wait, you are gay. So yes you can

We had long discussions about this at work a few years ago. Apple crumble came out manly. Apple and Blackberry Crumble came out gay. Custard was always manly, as long as it was called custard. If it was called Crème Anglaise in a UK establishment, then it was gay, obviously.

Is this the same work where you are constantly rushed off your feet?

I did say a few years ago. Christ, it was when we were at BT the first time round , so that was over 10 yrs ago, as I remember it being before we were Hewlett Packard scum

I never, ever forget 

[TheBoy]

Hmmm, custard. As I'm not having steak tonight, I wonder if I can have apple crumble and custard?

Nope. Gay!


Oh wait, you are gay. So yes you can

We had long discussions about this at work a few years ago. Apple crumble came out manly. Apple and Blackberry Crumble came out gay. Custard was always manly, as long as it was called custard. If it was called Crème Anglaise in a UK establishment, then it was gay, obviously.

Is this the same work where you are constantly rushed off your feet?

I did say a few years ago. Christ, it was when we were at BT the first time round , so that was over 10 yrs ago, as I remember it being before we were Hewlett Packard scum

I never, ever forget 

It raises an interesting point.

Over 10 years ago, when I did Internet hosting, we had loads of time sat with our thumbs up our arses, and achieved eff all, due to the incompetence of management to organise a piss up in a brewery.

At "a major well known IT company" we did fick all (to keep costs down), but had to pretend we did, and achieve nothing, due to the incompetence of management unable to organise a piss up in a brewery.

Now, back at some tinpot amateur outfit, we are running around like bluearsed flies, but incredibly inefficiently, and achieve frag-all, due to the incompetence of management, unable to organise a piss up in a brewery.

Aside from me, can you see any other patterns?

[The Sheriff]

You work with Gixer?

[TheBoy]

You work with Gixer?

Despite the fact I have the patience of a saint, I think that could end up with fisty cuffs .

Mind you, I doubt I could do his job.  That said, I doubt he could deal with the idiots I have to every day do mine.

[TheBoy]

fisty cuffs

No STEMO, that's not like fluffy pink handcuffs...

[The Sheriff]

fisty cuffs

No STEMO, that's not like fluffy pink handcuffs...

Gixer will be disappointed, but there's always the Christmas meet.

[TheBoy]

fisty cuffs

No STEMO, that's not like fluffy pink handcuffs...

Gixer will be disappointed, but there's always the Christmas meet.

Actually, that's a good point. Xmas curry anyone? 12th Dec is probably the only Sat I have free?

[The Sheriff]

fisty cuffs

No STEMO, that's not like fluffy pink handcuffs...

Gixer will be disappointed, but there's always the Christmas meet.

Actually, that's a good point. Xmas curry anyone? 12th Dec is probably the only Sat I have free?

Post in the meets section.......if you don't mind. 

[TheBoy]

fisty cuffs

No STEMO, that's not like fluffy pink handcuffs...

Gixer will be disappointed, but there's always the Christmas meet.

Actually, that's a good point. Xmas curry anyone? 12th Dec is probably the only Sat I have free?

Post in the meets section.......if you don't mind. 

If I don't, will you hit the grass button

[The Sheriff]

fisty cuffs

No STEMO, that's not like fluffy pink handcuffs...

Gixer will be disappointed, but there's always the Christmas meet.

Actually, that's a good point. Xmas curry anyone? 12th Dec is probably the only Sat I have free?

Post in the meets section.......if you don't mind. 

If I don't, will you hit the grass button

No. I'm getting used to your shenanigans now.

[chrisgixer]

Meats sections?

[The Sheriff]

Meats sections?

You naughty boy 

[chrisgixer]

OOF deli section anyone?

[The Sheriff]

OOF deli section anyone?

Stop tormenting the poor lad. He's in pain, you know. All this talk of meat will be like a steak to his lambs heart. He'll end up giving you the pork chop if you continue, You silly burger.

[VXL V6]

Hmmm, custard. As I'm not having steak tonight, I wonder if I can have apple crumble and custard?

Nope. Gay!


Oh wait, you are gay. So yes you can

We had long discussions about this at work a few years ago. Apple crumble came out manly. Apple and Blackberry Crumble came out gay. Custard was always manly, as long as it was called custard. If it was called Crème Anglaise in a UK establishment, then it was gay, obviously.

Is this the same work where you are constantly rushed off your feet?

I did say a few years ago. Christ, it was when we were at BT the first time round , so that was over 10 yrs ago, as I remember it being before we were Hewlett Packard scum

I never, ever forget 

It raises an interesting point.

Over 10 years ago, when I did Internet hosting, we had loads of time sat with our thumbs up our arses, and achieved eff all, due to the incompetence of management to organise a piss up in a brewery.

At "a major well known IT company" we did fick all (to keep costs down), but had to pretend we did, and achieve nothing, due to the incompetence of management unable to organise a piss up in a brewery.

Now, back at some tinpot amateur outfit, we are running around like bluearsed flies, but incredibly inefficiently, and achieve frag-all, due to the incompetence of management, unable to organise a piss up in a brewery.

Aside from me, can you see any other patterns?

Your next career change will be to a brewery?